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Houseplants, Urine For A Treat

Who said funny can't be useful? This toilet-shaped watering stake lets you keep your plants hydrated over a longer period of time. Plus, you won't have to deal with any clogs! (Which would be kinda weird anyway, because it's a urinal.)

The Number One Way To Water Your Plants

Made with high quality porous ceramic for extended-release plant watering, the Urinal Plant Stake measures approximately 6.5\" and is optimal for potted plants and outdoor gardens. Makes a great practical gift for plant enthusiasts who do a piss-poor job of keeping them alive.

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Urinal Watering Plant Stake

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