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A Fake Floating Poop For A Wide Range Of Practical Jokes

The punch bowl isn’t the only place where a turd might make an unwanted appearance. Swimming pools, bathtubs, you ex’s sink filled with lemonade, the possibilities are limited only by your imagination.

A Realistic Looking Floating Fake Poop

This floating fake poop looks like a truly real turd. It is made from squishable floating foam, with the kind of texture you might see in real world feces. The image is completed with very realistically disturbing kernels of corn embedded in the surface.

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The Floater Realistic Prank Poop w/ Corn Kernels

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