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COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK

\"Don't forget to bring a towel!\"

Is there such a thing as being too dry? Towelie sure doesn't think so. Summer fun is just getting started with this exclusive South Park Towelie collectible to tag along on ALL your adventures, from the strange to the adventurous. You definitely caught Towelie on a good day. Out of rehab and looking bright-eyed in the form of this bath towel. Resembles Tynacorp's genetically engineered Smart Towel RG-400. It's just like Towelie, only bigger and better.

TOWELIE FOLLOWS WHEREVER YOU GO

After catching some waves or luxuriating in a long bath, you can always count on Towelie to keep you as dry as necessary. \"The worst character ever\" won't seem so bad when he's making sure you're not soaking wet after a quick dip. Always stay dry with this officially licensed South Park collectible.

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South Park Towelie Bath Towel | 30 x 60 Inches

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