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STABBED IN THE BACK (AGAIN)

Gonna leave your woes behind with this exclusive knife block shaped like the unlucky Kenny from South Park.

Satellites, mutant turkeys, aliens, statues — Kenny has met his end by many methods. Let's face it, he's doomed no matter what, so why not keep your knives safely contained for a tidier kitchen. A few sharp utensils won't be enough to do in the toughest kid in Colorado. The foul-mouthed youth will help keep your countertop organized with this freestanding knife block display resembling his familiar hooded figure.

KNIVES HAVE BEEN RUNNING AMOK FOR FAR TOO LONG

Reenact Kenny's untimely demise by placing your kitchen knives in the 10 built-in slots scattered across his body. Impale poor Kenny with up to four 7.5-inch knives, four 7-inch knives, and two 3.5-inch knives. In his back, no less!

Don't worry, you won't be the one who killed Kenny (probably). Slice and dice with officially licensed kitchenware from the hit animated series South Park.

Knives not included.

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South Park Kenny 10-Slot Knife Block Holder

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