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Our Sotally Tober T-shirt celebrates the fact that you don't have be drunk to fuck up words, but it sure does help.

\"Officer\" becomes \"ossifer\" and \"Totally Sober\" becomes, well, \"Sotally Tober.\" So get out there, drink too much, and do horrible things to the English language.

How Does It Fit

Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.

Take Care of Your Shit

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.

Get the Specs

60/40 Combed ring-spun cotton/poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

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	CHEST SIZE (in)	CHEST (in)	LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)
S	36 - 38	19	28
M	39 - 41	20 1/2	29
L	42 - 44	22	30
XL	45 - 48	24	31
2XL	49 - 52	26	32
3XL	52 - 56	28	33

Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide\n

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Sotally Tober Tee(XXL / Navy)

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