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Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads
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It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of the gift. Keep it under wraps with this Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box and their reaction will be a little gift to you... unless they're secretly hype about shrunken heads, then you might be in a pickle.

The Gift That Never Starts Giving

Okay, Dad will love that tie you bought him, but why not make him think you bought him a kit that turns hams into tiny shrunken heads? Put the boring gift in this 11-1/2\" x 9-3/4\" x 3\" (27 cm x 25 cm x 8 cm) Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box (comes folded flat) and then watch their face as they open it.

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Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads\n

The Gift That Never Starts Giving

Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads
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Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box

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