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This pint-sized plushie doesn't give a shitake! He's going to do what he wants, when he wants. He's the perfect gift for the person in your life with the \"I do what I want\" attitude.

Punchkins™ are a line of adult giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may feel like the plushies you held as a child, that's where the similarities end.

Age: 18+ years

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Punchkins - Mushroom - I Don't Give A Shitake

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