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You Writing Your Memoirs In There?
Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors.
Poop Fiction
Measuring about 6" long, this lifelike ballpoint Poopy Pen dispenses black ink and functions just like a regular pen, with the added bonus of making anyone who wanders by your desk instantly do a double take. Or, simply place it on top of anything you don't want people touching.
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| Date | Low Price | High Price | Average Price | Vendors |
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| May 9, 2026 | $3.95 | $3.95 | $3.95 | 1 |
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You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors. Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this lifelike ballpoint Poopy Pen dispenses black ink and functions just like a regular pen, with the added bonus of making anyone who wanders by your desk instantly do a double take. Or, simply place it on top of anything you don't want people touching.
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AbracadabraNYC Best Price | $3.95 | Out of Stock | 5/9/2026 | View Product → |
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Default Title | $3.95 $14.95 | Out of Stock | 1 store | — |





