Product Description
Our fragrance samples are available for purchase online only. No samples will be available in store at Merz Apothecary.
Would you love to try I'll Never learn EDP? Try a sample for a fraction of the cost of a full bottle!
Our samples are either packaged by the perfume house, or hand-poured here at Smallflower and presented in a spray vial. Each vial is filled to a variable volume to reflect the concentration of the fragrance being sampled.
About the Fragrance:
Sit here, thinkin'
Thinkin' about the happy times we used to have
Now they're gone forever
I still have to wait for their return, no
I'll never learn, I'll never learn
I’ll Never Learn, The Shangri-las
On the radio, the maudlin pop song is cut short by an emergency report: a motorcycle crash on some highway that barely exists in his mind. The man thinks back to his first love, glancing at the “borrowed” jacket that still hangs on the back of his door—it couldn’t be that boy, he thinks. That boy gave up his motorcycle decades ago. Last the man heard, he was in the army. Before the man can think a half-baked prayer for the fallen driver, the pop song starts up again, so instead, he starts to sing along.
Made in collaboration with perfumer Michael Nordstrand of Mythologist.
Fragrance Notes:
Top: Bergamot, Lavender, Fog
Middle: Candied Violet, Geranium, Orris
Base: Suede Jacket, Moss, Heartbreak
Same Day pickup for curbside orders containing samples is not available.
Shipped orders containing samples will be picked and processed in 1-3 business days.
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| Date | Low Price | High Price | Average Price | Vendors |
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| May 11, 2026 | $7.00 | $7.00 | $7.00 | 1 |
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Description
Our fragrance samples are available for purchase online only. No samples will be available in store at Merz Apothecary. Would you love to try I'll Never learn EDP? Try a sample for a fraction of the cost of a full bottle! Our samples are either packaged by the perfume house, or hand-poured here at Smallflower and presented in a spray vial. Each vial is filled to a variable volume to reflect the concentration of the fragrance being sampled. About the Fragrance: Sit here, thinkin' Thinkin' about the happy times we used to have Now they're gone forever I still have to wait for their return, no I'll never learn, I'll never learn I’ll Never Learn, The Shangri-las On the radio, the maudlin pop song is cut short by an emergency report: a motorcycle crash on some highway that barely exists in his mind. The man thinks back to his first love, glancing at the “borrowed” jacket that still hangs on the back of his door—it couldn’t be that boy, he thinks. That boy gave up his motorcycle decades ago. Last the man heard, he was in the army. Before the man can think a half-baked prayer for the fallen driver, the pop song starts up again, so instead, he starts to sing along. Made in collaboration with perfumer Michael Nordstrand of Mythologist. Fragrance Notes: Top: Bergamot, Lavender, Fog Middle: Candied Violet, Geranium, Orris Base: Suede Jacket, Moss, Heartbreak Same Day pickup for curbside orders containing samples is not available. Shipped orders containing samples will be picked and processed in 1-3 business days.
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| Vendor | Price | Stock | Last Updated | Action |
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Smallflower Best Price | $7.00 | Out of Stock | 5/11/2026 | View Product → |
Available Sizes & Variants (1)
| Variant | Size | Price | Status | Stores | Buy |
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1 ml | 1 ml | $7.00 | Out of Stock | 1 store | — |
