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When we first came up with the name for this ZOX, everyone laughed. It's a feeling all of us have had, yet most have a hard time really putting into words. When Darren showed me the idea for the name he had come up with - the tiny little broken pitchforks, it made me happy. It's a reminder that cooler heads prevail, especially given the level of stress I think a lot of us are feeling right now. The temptation to give in, to get upset or to let our days be ruined by what's going on around us is constant. My hope for you with this ZOX is that it gives you the strength to make it through, even when it feels like everything is going wrong. You got this.

Our first ever ZOX Scarf release is here. We're beyond excited to share with you our first BETA release of them with 8 of our favorites designs that are bound to keep your neck warm as well as provide an uplifting reminder when you need it the most!

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