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Toilet Paper Worth Clapping For

She may be Speaker of the House, but you can let your actions speak for themselves when you wipe up with this Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper! No matter the political affiliations of your peers, you're guaranteed to hear big laughs coming from the bathroom!

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Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper. Sure to be a great addition to your bathroom! The #1 tissue for political issues. Opinions are like a well, you know the rest! A natural successor to the best-selling Obama TP.

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