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Biden' Time On The Toilet?
Nothing is more frustrating than a flip-flopping politician who doesn't deliver on promises. Sometimes it's enough to make you think your ballot would've been just as effective if you wiped with it. But unlike the two-party system, there IS a viable alternative this time! Next time you head into the bathroom after a cable news-induced stomachache, take out your frustration out on this Joe Biden Toilet Paper!
A Wipe For Your Political Gripes
Joe Biden Toilet Paper. So you can wipe your behind with President Biden himself! The #1 tissue for political issues. Opinions are like a well, you know the rest! A natural successor to the best-selling Obama TP, this roll of Biden Paper is perfect for the paperwork before you say "BYE, THEN" to your business.
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Biden' Time On The Toilet? Nothing is more frustrating than a flip-flopping politician who doesn't deliver on promises. Sometimes it's enough to make you think your ballot would've been just as effective if you wiped with it. But unlike the two-party system, there IS a viable alternative this time! Next time you head into the bathroom after a cable news-induced stomachache, take out your frustration out on this Joe Biden Toilet Paper! A Wipe For Your Political Gripes Joe Biden Toilet Paper. So you can wipe your behind with President Biden himself! The #1 tissue for political issues. Opinions are like a well, you know the rest! A natural successor to the best-selling Obama TP, this roll of Biden Paper is perfect for the paperwork before you say "BYE, THEN" to your business.
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