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Most people think you wear black to an execution. But black actually shows sadness and therefore respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Tie-die is a more celebratory vibe. It lets your thirst know you aren’t just there to watch it die but to party on its grave afterwards. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.

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Instant Death Sweatshirt(XS / Funeral Haze)

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