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Order the next round in your new I'm the Wurst tee, 'cause honestly who can get mad at someone with a dachshund shirt and free drinks?

How Does It Fit

Standard fit.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.

Get the Specs

60/40 Combed ring-spun cotton/poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

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	CHEST SIZE (in)	CHEST (in)	LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)
S	36 - 38	19	28
M	39 - 41	20 1/2	29
L	42 - 44	22	30
XL	45 - 48	24	31
2XL	49 - 52	26	32
3XL	52 - 56	28	33

Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide\n

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I'm The Wurst Tee(Small / Charcoal)

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