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CHIEF: “Any witnesses, Johnson?”

JOHNSON: “Just one guy who only saw the assailant’s feet. He said they looked awesome.”

CHIEF: “It’s an open and shut case, Johnson…” (takes hit of crack) “Homislides.”

Music blasts.

Heads explode.

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