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From our f*ckin' patriotic minutemen friends over at Buy Me Brunch comes this Chivery exclusive Free as Fuck tee.

Buy it now and wear it at that cookout on July 4th. Or throw it on before you vote on Election Day. Or, you can wear it on your trip overseas. You know, to rub it in the faces of people who aren't free. Trust us, there are a thousand uses.

How Does It Fit

Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.

Take Care of Your Shit

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.

Get the Specs

50/25/25 poly/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

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	CHEST SIZE (in)	CHEST (in)	LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)
S	35 - 37	18 1/4	27 1/2
M	38 - 40	19 3/4	28 1/2
L	41 - 43	21 1/4	29 1/2
XL	44 - 47	22 3/4	30 1/2
2XL	48 - 51	24 3/4	31 1/2
3XL	52 - 54	26 3/4	32 1/2

Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide\n

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Free As Fuck Tee(Medium / Charcoal)

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