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Your diploma won't wake you up.

Fit for the bold souls that carve their own path, this limited-edition tee isn’t for daydreaming about credentials or crowded lecture halls. It’s about making things happen on your own terms fueled by enough caffeine to survive finals week without the anxiety that comes with it.

Wear it as a badge of honor wherever life takes you knowing that you didn't have to sell your soul or shave your eyebrows to get your hands on it.

*Matching hat sold separately.

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