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Blake: Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy.

How Does It Fit

Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.

Take Care of Your Shit

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.

Get the Specs

60/40 cotton/poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

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	CHEST SIZE (in)	CHEST (in)	LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)
S	35 - 37	18 1/4	27 1/2
M	38 - 40	19 3/4	28 1/2
L	41 - 43	21 1/4	29 1/2
XL	44 - 47	22 3/4	30 1/2
2XL	48 - 51	24 3/4	31 1/2
3XL	52 - 54	26 3/4	32 1/2

Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide\n

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Closers Only Tee(3XL / Grey)

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