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Everyone knows about Chuck Norris... Walker Texas Ranger, Action Jean tycoon and legendary internet meme. But, few know of his double-fisting twin brother Chug Norris.

He can drink a whole six pack in just 12 ounces. He can do the power hour in just 15 minutes. He can drink a Das Boot, while still wearing it and its always happy hour in whatever time zone Chug Norris resides.

This ice cold frosty tee is brewed with a crazy comfy blend and goes great with a roundhouse kick to the face.

How Does It Fit

Standard fit.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.

Get the Specs

100% cotton. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

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	CHEST WIDTH (in)	BODY LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (in)
S	18	28	16 3/4
M	20	29	17 7/8
L	22	30	19 1/8
XL	24	31	20 3/8
2XL	26	32	21 5/8
3XL	28	33	22 3/4
4XL	30	34	23 7/8
5XL	32	35	25 1/8

Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide\n

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Chug Norris Unisex Tee(Medium / Steel)

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