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Soothing daily serum for perianal skin health and radiance.

Soothes Tender, Stressed Perianal Skin
Hydrates & Strengthens Skin Barrier
Improves Skin Texture & Radiance
Rich in Ceramides, Botanicals, Vitamins
Gentle, pH Balanced, Non-Greasy
Derm-Approved & Made for Daily Use

How it works:

Perianal skin, the skin around and on the anus, is much thinner and more delicate than other areas, gets weaker as we age, and is easily irritated (Fissures, Hemorrhoids, Inflammation) from all kinds of lifestyle factors:

Friction from wiping
Skin-stripping harsh soaps
Anal play
Irritants in wet wipes
Hard stools
Pregnancy
Weight lifting
Sitting or standing too long
Constipation and straining

For over two years, Asset collaborated with a renowned dermatologist and multiple cosmetic chemists to develop more than 80 versions of Hole Serum.

The result is a perfected cosmetic formula that nourishes this sensitive area with a buttload of botanicals, vitamins, antioxidants, and ceramides. These ingredients support the skin's natural rejuvenation, leading to more resilient, better-looking, and healthier-feeling skin.

Who it's For:

\nIrritation Sufferers: Anyone dealing with regular irritation, dryness, or discomfort back there.\n
\nSkincare Enthusiasts: Anyone who wants smoother, healthier, better-looking perianal skin.\n
\nRecovery & Aftercare Needs: Post-colonoscopy, perianal or rectal surgery; Brazilian waxing, anal shaving or hair removal; anal play or post-sex; postpartum (pregnancy & labor)
\n

Ingredients:

Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Arachidyl Alcohol, Behenyl Alcohol, Arachidyl Glucoside, Isoamyl Laurate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Panthenol, Betaine, Glycerin, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) Butter, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Curcuma Longa (Turmeric) Root Extract, Bisabolol, Aesculus Hippocastanum (Horse Chestnut) Seed Extract, Ruscus Aculeatus (Butcher's Broom) Root Extract, Collinsonia Canadensis (Stoneroot) Extract, Centella Asiatica (Gotu Kola) Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glabra (Licorice) Root Extract, Ceramide NP, Ceramide AP, Ceramide AS, Ceramide NG, Ceramide EOP, Tocopherol, Allantoin, Cholesterol, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Glyceryl Stearate, Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sodium Phytate, Hydroxyethyl Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Phenoxyethanol, Sorbic Acid.

Warnings:

If you are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition, we recommend reviewing the products you use with your doctor to make sure they are appropriate for you.

For external use only. Patch test before use. If irritation occurs, rinse off and discontinue.

Hole Serum is a super skin-nourishing cosmetic formula, not a magic potion—put the taboo behind you and confidently show your ass to your doctor if you're unsure about anything.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

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Asset Hole Serum(One Size)

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